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lyrics

I came to drop some thunder like the Tampa Bay Lightning
My rhymes are kinda scary and my rhymes are kind of frightening
You'll pull out your strap, you'll pull out your chrome
You know you can't survive in my verbal thunderdome
I'll hit you with a hammer like a god named Thor
I'm gonna make you stammer like a fool on the Repor(t)
I step on the stage you're gonna get wary then
I'll slice you up like Thundarr the Barbarian

Boom, boom, boom, the sound of your heart breaking
Boom, boom, boom, your foundation is quaking
Dead as a ghost if ya stepping up to me
Your girl can't put her arms around a memory
Thunder, all through the night
You pray to see Jesus in the morning light
Pray as hard as you can, pray as hard as you might
Even he can't save you from the pain you earned tonight

This is a song, all about how
I'm talking shit and getting on down
I know you don't believe a word I've said
I told you step up to my face and you'll be dead

My name is T. Rex, I love freaky sex
I'ma fuck your mama and your sister's next
My dick is hard and my back is week
I'm gonna need a nurse to be my freak
We can step on the court and I'm gonna blast
Like Bill Laimbeer, I'ma bust ya ass
Eating szechuan, drinking Union Pabst Brew
Do what you wanna do, I'll do what I wanna do

My rhymes are so dense, you're gonna need footnotes
You're gonna memorize very word I wrote
I'll write your ass into a corner
Once you hear me, you're gonna need a coroner
The people of Tally all call me the prof
I give 'em all an F and tell em fuck off
And if you don't like it, then motherfuck you
Do what you wanna do, I'll do what I gotta do

This is a song, all about how
I'm talking shit and getting on down
I know you don't believe a word I've said
I told you step up to my face and you'll be dead

Derailing your dreams like I was Super 8
Fucking with your future like Jon and Kate
I'm old like fire, older than dirt
Still got your girlie pulling up her skirt
The girls the girls they love me
You shackle 'em and I set them free
I take 'em to heights you'll never even try
I don't believe I can, I know I can fly

Yeah I'm vintage, yeah I'm old school
That means I know a lot more than you do
I forgot more things than you'll ever know
Every word I write minimizes your flow
I write metaphors that blow your simple mind
You can't grok what I rock when I tick and I tock sock
Tearing down the system like an SLC Punk!
No junk in my trunk, your girl's still bitin' my chunk

This is a song, all about how
I'm talking shit and getting on down
I know you don't believe a word I've said
I told you step up to my face and you'll be dead

credits

from Core Nerd by Professor Rex, track released April 1, 2013
Lyrics and vocals by Professor Rex
Music by DJ Quatro Quatro

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Revolutionary Exchange Records Washington, D.C.

Trying to be both Chuck D and Flava Flav

My music has been described as "Nerdcore." I'm okay with that.

My rhymes are so dense you're gonna need footnotes.

More pop culture references than you can shake a boomstick at!

Lyrical collage. Intellectual barrage.

And other semi-clever phrases that make me smile and make you think less of me as a human being!
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